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I always say I am the meanest parent out there since my kids even my almost 12 year old have an 8 o'clock bedtime, but this list proves there are some really good reasons for it. Drew has asked if he can increase his bedtime to 8:30 when he turns 12 and I think he probably deserves that much.


Top 9 Reasons My Kids Keep Their Early Bedtime Throughout The Summer | More LOLs & Funny Stuff for Moms | NickMom

Top 9 Reasons My Kids Keep Their Early Bedtime Throughout The Summer

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#9

Um, have you seen Alexander Skarsgard on “True Blood”? I can’t watch that with little sweat factories clawing at me.

#8

Eh, it’s healthy or something?

#7

I want seconds on ice cream.

#6

I want seconds on ice cream plus the last of the Thin Mints that I keep hidden behind that expired sack of frozen peas.

#5

Frankly, they’re holding me back in “Fruit Ninja.” DIE, POMEGRANATE, DIE!

#4

It’s important to learn to fall asleep when it’s still light out. Y’know, to prep ’em for college.

#3

That is Mommy’s special time to throw out broken Happy Meal toys.

#2

They get up at the crack of f**king dawn no matter what time they go to bed.

#1

It’s important to keep kids in a routine (LOL JK, I just need a moment to myself).