Top 9 Passive-Aggressive Constructive Criticisms From My 7-Year-Old Daughter
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#9
Your hair is getting silver on the top. Is it supposed to do that?
#8
Where are the Pop Tarts? Dad is much better at making breakfast.
#7
Do you not buy pretty clothes anymore on purpose?
#6
The inside of this car is disgusting. There are crumbs EVERYWHERE.
#5
I bet I won’t get any scholarships if I don’t start dance lessons now.
#4
Chloe’s mom packs a candy treat in her lunchbox every day. Maybe Chloe’s mom loves her more.
#3
You shouldn’t stick your tummy out like that. You look like you’re having a baby.
#2
How come our house is never as clean as Grandma’s? Or Janie’s? Or Janie’s Grandma’s?
#1
Mommy Juice makes you so much more fun! You should have it every night!
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